We play ambient birdsong in the shop...we sell lots of birdseed...
Customer: Whats that bird singing...have you gorra bird in ere?
Me: No madam, its a CD..
Customer: Eh?
Me: Its not real, its a CD...
Customer: Wot kind of bird is that??? I can't see it...is it in the roof?
Me: No...its NOT real...its a CD recording.
Customer: Av you gorra bird...where is it?
*I walk away...sure of the fact that I was pretty clear...
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