Thursday 25 August 2011

Dear Customer No.6


What?  Its too hot for you outside?  Its raining?  Its freezing?  Its bitterly cold/swealteringly humid? 
 
We really don't care to have to listen to your gripes about the British weather. Us poor shop workers have been standing behind a till all day and havent seen a peak of daylight for hours.
 
Moaning to staff who have been under flourescent shop lighting all day is futile. We have no idea whats going on outside and you are more than likely the tenth person in the last 20 mins to tell us your weather whinges.
 
Saying 'what have YOU done to the weather?' is neither funny, nor clever. It doesnt provoke a witty response from shop staff, it just makes us want to bash you over the head with the brolly you are pointing at us.
 
Give us a break - if you dont like the weather, feckin stay at home!

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