Rainy Day Rants

Dear customer - We know the weather is terrible/raining/snowing/windy... We have travelled to work in it!
Other BIG clues include:

The fact that the weather is howling against the shop windows, the fact that everyone looks a tad windswept and your pet lip indicator say 'rainy'...

Additionally, the fact that the 47 other miserable twats that have been in before you also posess the ability to point out the feckin obvious!