Soapy Sulkers

Customer: Do you sell soap?
Me: No, I'm sorry Madam,  just gardening products.... You may want to try Boots The Chemist over the road...
Customer: (outraged) I'm not buying it from there, have you seen how much it costs?  They don't even stock the one I like, their camomile is horrible and does nothing for my skin, its drying and smells funny. I'm not paying their prices, their soap doesnt last two minutes and leaves a mark on the sink...its horrid...horrid.. And I'm not going all the way over there for that....
Me: Erm???????????...............