Thursday 25 August 2011

Feck off to Wilkos then...

Customer: I want sodium chlorate for my weeds...
Me: I'm sorry Sir we no longer stock it, its been taken off the market as its harmful to the environment.
Customer: Well, where will I get it from?
Me: Erm...nowhere Sir, its illegal to sell it in the UK...
Customer: Since when?????
Me: Since two years ago... I have plenty of good alternative weed killers...
Customer: (getting narked)...dont you keep any out the back for your good customers.
Me: I'm afraid not... and I could'nt sell it to you...its against the law...
Customer: This is fecking stupid...I'll go to Wilkinsons, they will have some...

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