Thursday, 25 August 2011

Honeymoon Honey...

My first day back behind the shop counter after my honeymoon... I will never forget my very first customer:

Me: Good morning!
Customer: Is that a spray tan you've got?
Me: No, actually, I just got back from my honeymoon.
Customer: (sneering) Well young lady, you better get your feet back on the ground now and serve me, I'm your priority now and I want garden canes!

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