Dear Customer: I have just spent the last 20 mins sweeping and mopping the shop floor - the scowl on my face indicates that. So, despite the large notice on the door which clearly states - No Food, you still insist on bringing your 3 precious darlings in to my shop, scoffing Gregs pasties. The trail of food left round the shop floor is quiet impressive. Arguing that your kids don't want to eat their pasties outside, just makes me want to wrap the mop round your head!
Its no food, get it?
Not only for the cleanliness of the shop, but for the sanity of the staff!
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