Customer: Are these plants for outdoors?
Me: Yes Madam, they are all outdoor plants.
Customer: I just want some for my garden.
Me: Well, all these plants are suitable for the garden and are all locally grown.
Customer: I just wanted outdoor plants.
Me: These are alll outdoor garden plants. (wonders if I'm speaking English)
Customer: I just wanted plants for my garden...I'll go to Wilkos, they will have some...
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