Madam....While I may serve you today, I am not your servant. So your arsey attitude and patronising way you keep calling me 'Poppet', just makes me want to bang your head on the counter. I realise that this action would not be in the best interest of customer relations... So while you were on your little power trip, complaining about the prices, telling me I should do a gardening course and bitching about
my staff - I have, inadvertantly stuck chewing gum to your Radley handbag...
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