Customer: Do you sell garden sheds?
Me: No, Sir, I'm really sorry we don't...
Customer: Why on eath not?
Me: Because this is only a small village shop and we don't have room to stock garden sheds...
Customer: What type of gardening shop does'nt stock garden sheds????
Me: One thats not built like the feckin Tardis Sir....!!!!
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