Me: Hello!
Customer ignores me and says... "Wheres your Boss?"
Me: Actually this is my business...
Customer: Well, wheres the man who drinks in the Club on a Friday?
Me: I dont know who you mean...you mean my dad? (not that he ever drinks there on a Friday)
Customer: Yes, I want him to bring me a punnet of pansies to me at the Club.
Me: Why dont you just buy them now?
Customer: He can bring them in the car.
Me: Im sorry, if its my Dad you are talking about, he doesnt have a car, he doesnt drive.
Customer: (getting arsey)... Ill be in there tonight, he can just bring me them.
Me: Why dont you just buy them and take them home with you now?
Customer: He can deliver them for me.
Me: Im sorry, Im not going to ask a member of staff to come in on their day off to collect a punnet of six pansies to walk all the way to the Club, out if work time, just to deliver a tray of £1.99 pansies, when you can just pay for them and take them now.
Customer: He will be going in the Club anyway.
Me: Actually, he never goes in the Club on a Friday and is going out for his wedding anniversary dinner tonight...
Customer: YOU BRING THEM THEN....
Me: (is thinking face palm moment).... That wont be happening Im afraid...
Customer flounces out of the door dragging her pet lip with her...
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