Lord of Retail...
Grant me serenity to accept the things I cannot change....
The patience everyday, to deal with the heavily medicated/alcoholic/fuckwits who have showed lack of manners and the inability to recognise soap as an aid to cleansing their bodily excreations.
Grant me a keen eye and the knowledge to spot the ones, who intend to leave my shop without paying for the items they have put in their Aldi carrier bag and think that I havent noticed.
Grant me the breath and a fast pair of trainers when the feckers make a run for it out of the shop.
Grant me, courage to deal with agressive assholes and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the ones who piss me off...
The patience everyday, to deal with the heavily medicated/alcoholic/fuckwits who have showed lack of manners and the inability to recognise soap as an aid to cleansing their bodily excreations.
Grant me a keen eye and the knowledge to spot the ones, who intend to leave my shop without paying for the items they have put in their Aldi carrier bag and think that I havent noticed.
Grant me the breath and a fast pair of trainers when the feckers make a run for it out of the shop.
Grant me, courage to deal with agressive assholes and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the ones who piss me off...
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