One of those mornings in my shop so far:
Customer: "Is your Dad in?"
*Thinks, what am I, like 12 years old??... but I smile sweetly and says "He's not, can I help you?"
Customer: "YOU won't know, I want panel pins, but you won't know what I'm asking for, will you??"
"What size panel pins?" I ask, trying not to lean over the counter and punch his patronising head in...
"Paaanellll Pins!", he shouts in my face, "Wheres your Dad, he will know, is he not working today?"
*reaches for the cattleprod under the counter....
Customer: "Is your Dad in?"
*Thinks, what am I, like 12 years old??... but I smile sweetly and says "He's not, can I help you?"
Customer: "YOU won't know, I want panel pins, but you won't know what I'm asking for, will you??"
"What size panel pins?" I ask, trying not to lean over the counter and punch his patronising head in...
"Paaanellll Pins!", he shouts in my face, "Wheres your Dad, he will know, is he not working today?"
*reaches for the cattleprod under the counter....
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