Outside my shop today, while their kids were smearing Greg's pasty fingerprints all over the shop windows...The Chavvy parents were standing infront of my beautiful, handmade, exquisite Christmas Wreaths for sale and were...bitchin...

She (wearing pjama bottoms, with a track suit top), said: "Orrr, these are gorgeous, lookerem, thems gorge...How much are they?"

He: "Fooking Hell, they are £7.99 each!!!!   

I'm not paying that, what a rip off!!!!....

I'll get em from the Town, they are only two for twenty quid there!"